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Phone Politics

Taxes? Resist Paying We Must! -

TAGS: al sharpton taxes resist we much msnbc tax evasion race baiting microphone pimp grievance industry national action network naacp obama democrats liberals
Rating: 4.8/5

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PeteofSanJose - December 31, 2014, 2:09 am
Why is this man not in jail serving time?

SHAMELESS RE-ELECTION PLOYS - Part of the money we pay for our phone bills goes to giving out "Obama-phones". SHAMELESS

THE FREE OBAMAPHONE - Contains all his inspirational teleprompter speeches! (Just like the ipod he gave to Queen Elizabeth!)

Hillary the "Fighter" -

Phone Registration -

Why raise the minimum wage? -

REMEMBER THE 3AM PHONE CALL QUESTION? - Heck, he can't even answer a 3PM phone call!

BIG BROTHER - is tracking you

TELEPROMPTERS ARE GREAT - But What Idiot Will Ever Need One Just To Talk?

OBAMA PHONE: GOV TO SPEND $2.4 BILLION ON MILLIONS OF FREE PHONES IN 2012. - Buying Votes with taxpayer paid free phones? The Devil used to buy souls.


YOU HAVE REACHED THE - White House automated phone system. Please listen carefully

obamaphonez -

TAGS: obamaphones
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - June 13, 2013, 11:34 pm
Ain't that the truth

WORKS HARD... - to phone it in....

GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS - You know society is screwed when we give out phones, instead of much needed TEETH.

TAGS: obama romney 2012 election obamaphone
Rating: 5/5

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OlderThanDirt - October 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Crap. Here it comes on your next phone bill...Universal Tooth Recovery Tax.
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 8:11 pm
Is this why my taxes on my cell bill are so high? I must be a sucker...here I am paying for mine and hers when I could just have Soros pay for both! Let's get him!

obamaphonez -

JANUARY 21, 2013 - What day will Obama be eligible for 99 weeks of unemployment, Welfare, Food Stamps, & Free Cell Phones?

TAGS: obama carnack free phone
Rating: 4.64/5

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romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 11:56 pm
Hey, Groucho.... you want to reconsider this poster.... looks like YOU JUST GOT TEABAGGED, teabagger by O. hahhahahahahaha...
arnnatz - October 10, 2012, 9:35 pm
Clinton is the one that signed the amended law stating only 10 years. It doesn't have any effect on him, but does on everyone after him
simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 8:56 pm
actually he'd have to declare his pension to receive unemployment and he may be eligible, my co worker gets unemployment cause he went to a lower paying job so he gets a part of the difference as long as he works 39 hours or less. go figure. lol.
simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 8:55 pm
lol Chelsea Clinton still has Secret Service body guards if I am not mistaken. But Obama might get unemployment but he makes too much on pension for welfare.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:40 am
The really great thing about that law, arnnatz is that it was signed into law by Clinton and it affects every POTUS AFTER him. Slick Willy gets lifetime protection. Got that bit of info straight from a Secret Service agent.
arnnatz - October 8, 2012, 1:19 am
Not quite understanding the american law are we? In 1997, Congress enacted legislation (Public Law 103-329) that limits Secret Service protection for former presidents to 10 years after leaving office.
GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 10:53 pm
Both of you.... Stuff it.. You're idiots
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 9:27 pm
nevermind speaking engagements & other things. im sure he will make over a mil a year......
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 9:27 pm
He gets a fat cheque & body guards for life like all ex presidents, so he isnt worried....
terroraustralis - October 7, 2012, 8:15 pm
and before you say im some kind of obama lover, keep in mind that i'm point out that the situation is WORSE than you're implying. instead of taking 20k per year from the taxpayer after retirement, he will be taking 200k per year, at least.
terroraustralis - October 7, 2012, 8:14 pm
its funny, because his presidential pension renders him unable to qualify for welfare. way to demonstrate an understanding of how the welfare system works mate...


FREE CARS? - Free cell phones are great, but Obama you need to step it up for the vote.

PANDERING FOR VOTES - with Free "Obamaphones" (I wonder if they have his speeches on the memory chip)

TAGS: obamaphones
Rating: 4.43/5

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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 9:43 am
Is the Obama phone as hard of hearing as Barry?

" YES WE CAN " - The Obama Administration it's " Outreach To Muslims " Never has been more obvious.

OBAMA PROMISES MORE FREE STUFF - To the 47% that already pay nothing.

TAGS: obamaphone
Rating: 4.19/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 11:26 pm
SEIU paid these losers to protest.

THAT 3 AM PHONE CALL - Hillary was Right!


Obama Calls Putin -

Al "Not So Sharp" Sharpton -

Looks like Donald Trump finally got what he wanted -

TAGS: microphone lewd bush harassment joker
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 2:32 am
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” Karl Marx (actual quote) Troll...you reminded me of my days in the Mime Academy. I got cross with my best friend. We're still not speaking. And maybe we shouldn't.
inflatedego - November 23, 2017, 1:13 am
I bet yours gets grabbed everyday, huh Grouchofauxnewsmarxists?

Hypocrite In Chief Barack Hussein Obama -

Sleep In We Much -

The Donald Says Apple For Me, Not For Thee -

No, losers don't give excuses. -

TAGS: trump cocaine sniffle debate microphone
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - October 3, 2016, 11:39 am
...The problem is that Trump should be complaining to God about that defective mouth and racist brain (s)he gave him.
fauxnews - October 3, 2016, 11:38 am
The thing about Trump's microphone claim is that he didn't just say his microphone was bad; in his trademark fashion, he took it three steps further, suggesting that it was done as part a conspiracy against him — the rigged system and all that.
fauxnews - October 3, 2016, 11:38 am
"Regarding the first debate, there were issues regarding Donald Trump's audio that affected the sound level in the debate hall," the commission said.
Thedewd - October 3, 2016, 4:26 am
As it turns out, the mic WAS defective...

Excuses -

Also, my microphone was rigged. The moderator was a biased liberal! It wasn't fair to let Hillary talk at all. -

TAGS: trump lost debate sniffle microphone
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - September 29, 2016, 12:31 pm
On what exactly? Glad to see you admit Trump certainly did.
freasy - September 29, 2016, 8:11 am
Hillary Lied out HER A$$. She just looked a lot better doing it.

Selective Indignation -